QotD: Nip/Tuck

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Ooh I just wrote you a note on your wordpress blog to blog and then you have! Spooky! Anyways! I would have surgery if I could not have the pain bit of it. I don't think they've made it pain free yet so I won't be having it but maybe when I'm 60 odd*, it will be?

*I really mean 40 odd.

I know you did, you 'nana - why do you think I blogged here?! Your wish is my command ...
*bows*
*scrapes*

I'm considering dermabrasion, but I'm not sure I want to deal with the scabby aftermath. Hmm.

OH! Gosh I should so be blonde! (You're not blonde at the moment are you?!)

Ooh...that sounds fun! Scabby aftermath maybe not although how long do you stay scabby for?

I'd quite like to get my teeth whitened (sp?) but I don't have £300 spare. Either that or lipo on my hips.

I would have my nose enlarged.
Ames: nope, still red! I think you stay scabby for quite a while - well, the process involves taking off a good few layers of skin, so it's quite a major healing process. Yuk. Tooth whitening - yes. I'd go for that, definitely. Maybe get pregnant and then get it free on the NHS. ;)

Mr Cheeky: ... or should I call you Cyrano?
I would have lipo on my podgy knees

Eew...is it a similar sort of healing process as an acid peel? I'd quite like one of those.

Haha..not sure I want a randoms baby just yet but it's a good idea that I'll put on the back burner for the time being ;)

Evie: my podgy knees have somehow disappeared in recent months. Hurrah! I still have my double chin though. Bah.

Ames: I think so, yes. It's doing essentially the same thing, but with sandpaper rather than acid. Nice.
Ooh fab! Okay you have the dermabrasion and I'll get the acid peel then we can compare how hideous we look at various intervals!!
Nose job and boob job for me - pleased to be making them smaller.
Maybe a pair of lips on my left neck. Is that possible?
Cheeky Cheeky: anything is possible. You could maybe get some gills on the other side, just to balance it out.
Or an eye inserted in the palm of a hand. Good for looking round corners and on high shelves. Perhaps a little David Blaine-esque tho.

Have you seen Pan's Labyrinth, Appleboy? A critter in that has eyes in his palms and he is well creepy ...

No I haven't! Sounds like my sort of thing though ...
Doesn't it? No rotting alsatians, but a peculiar gloopy exploding giant spider thingy, and a giant faun made of twigs and moss. Right up your street, it is.

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