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A Cautionary Tale

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:37:48 +0100

This story is taken from today's Metro, in the 'News from the Molehill' section on the celeb gossip page. 'Which heartless indie star kicked a groupie off his tour bus after she became rather visibly unwell in his bunk? The groupie was, ahem, fa...

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QotD: Homes Sweet Homes

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:43:24 +0100

How many houses have you lived in? How is where you live now different from where you grew up? Fourteen, apparently. Born in Oxfordshire. Moved before I was a year old, to ... Lancashire, where my dad had a job. My mother thought that this w...

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QotD: Step into My Closet

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:21:47 +0100

How many pair of shoes do you have? Out of those pairs, how many do you wear more than a few times a year? Submitted by fightinggale. I was going to answer that, but then I got distracted by a clothes moth fluttering around my face. There were...

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Tea-leafed from Pete

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:59:09 +0100

4 movies I’d watch again: Battle Royale (I slept through portions of it because it was 3am and I was knackered, so would really like to see the whole thing!); The Princess Bride (never get tired of that one); Breakfast at Tiffany's (likewise); Th...

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Tales from the switch

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:25:14 +0100

I am currently working on the switchboard for a large firm. The phone rings. Me: Good afternoon, *company name*. Caller: Hello, Mandy? Me: No, you've come through to switchboard, I'm afraid. Caller: *silence* Me: hello? Caller: Er, no, I don't t...

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The Teletext Cats

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:03:15 +0000

I love these ads. Cat people will understand.

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QotD: If at first you don't succeed...

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:22:25 +0000

What have you tried in life that you just weren't very good at? Abstinence.

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QotD: The Juiciest Chapters

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:40:40 +0000

Someone's writing a biography of your life (to date). What is the best/worst chapter of the book? Submitted by Ross. Best: the one in which I meet Sean Bean, he falls desperately in love with me, divorces his wife, marries me and we live happi...

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QotD: I Was Wrong

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 15:51:02 +0100

How often are you wrong? Do you find it difficult to admit it when you are? Submitted by emily ann. 1. Never. 2. See above.

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QotD: Nip/Tuck

nobody@vox.com(Floatykatja) — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:30:47 +0100

Have you ever had plastic or elective surgery? Did you tell anyone? Why or why not? Submitted by Beth Punches. Ha. If I'd had plastic surgery then you could certainly take it as a recommendation against my surgeon. No, I haven't had it. Wou...

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