How many pair of shoes do you have? Out of those pairs, how many do you wear more than a few times a year?
Submitted by fightinggale.
I was going to answer that, but then I got distracted by a clothes moth fluttering around my face. There were a couple of abortive attempts to catch it and squish it before I eventually succeeded.
After a split second of triumphal dancing, I realised that splatting it into oblivion on the cream sofa probably wasn't the best idea I've ever come up with.
Drat.